May 2013
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k1mkardashian:
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
IS SHE OKAY????
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jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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gloopday:
The team team
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witchpop:
why do u only have 1 wing
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Jamie Chung supports the possibility of Sleeping... →
creativit-e:
“…it’s no secret all of the fans love Mulan and Aurora together. What do you think about that lesbian twist? You know, I’m all about it. I support it 100 percent and I think there’s some truth to that in terms of how much she cares — I think she’s the only person who she cares so much about, other than Prince Phillip. Out of all of the girls, this is her true one best friend and...
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2treehill:
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
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efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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maliciousmelons:
when the bell rings to go to lunch
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nurseblonda:
when a substitute teacher tries to enforce doing the work and being quiet
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blackunicorngonezebra:
The moment she realizes there’s no audio though
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
alchemists:
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
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cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
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dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
sodamnrelatable:
when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you
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gothicwoadie:
“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
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